Archive for October, 2003

Something of the Night

Friday, October 31st, 2003

Now they’ve dumped the rather hopeless IDS, it looks like Michael “Something of the Night” Howard is going to be the next Tory leader. I’m inclined to interpret this as meaning they’ve abandoned all hope of winning the next election, but want to maximise their core rightwing support in order to avoid complete annihilation. They’ve decided to become the Nasty Party again, targetting the Daily Mail readers. It raises the spectre of him and David Blunkett trying to outbid one another over who can be the most authoritarian and illiberal.

Tom Coates of Plastibag.org has this to say:

Instead of being able to view the Conservative party as representing an alternative - perhaps more market / efficiency driven - approach to running the country, appointing Michael Howard is no more or less than running up the Conservative Skull and Crossbones again and setting sail for the easy targets of cheap political swag.

This leaves the Liberal Democrats as the only party with a socially liberal agenda. Charles Kennedy should be very pleased with this .

No 58

Wednesday, October 29th, 2003

First class not to be delivered in Blue, funny-shaped, all retired, but making a comeback in Holland. In other words, it’s Carnival of the Vanities 58, at Who Censored Blogger Rabbit

And a note for Steve Karlson; I’ve already decides how the link to Carnival 66 will be; and it will involve the Zero Wing meme. Be very afraid…

Dark Future Ahead?

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003

Please tell me that this is all tinfoil hat paranoia. I’m beginning to worry that it’s not, and there really might be some dark times ahead.

The Hump

Sunday, October 26th, 2003

Another layout plan; the planned new layout ‘The Hump’ from Gareth Bayer, featuring South Yorkshire freight operations during 1979-82 in 4mm scale/P4 standards.

What if?

Saturday, October 25th, 2003

This layout idea is inspired by a combination of the superb ‘Bridport Town’ 7mm scale narrow gauge layout I saw at the Blackburn show, and recent articles in Continental Modeller on the present day Zillertalbahn in Austria. What about a layout based a present day British narrow gauge line with modern equipment, carrying a significant volume of freight traffic? Although most of the real life narrow gauge lines in Britain were originally constructed as mineral railways, all of those that survive are purely passenger operations running as tourist attractions. To come up with a ‘British Zillertalbahn’, we need some alternative history. So, What if the Cornwall Minerals Railway was built to narrow gauge?

The historical Cornwall Minerals Railway was built to standard gauge at a time when the connecting main line of the Cornwall Railway was built to Brunel’s 7′ broad gauge, making it a completely self-contained operation until the end of the broad gauge in 1892. It ran from the port of Fowey on Cornwall’s south coast, to Newquay on the Atlantic coast. The main mineral traffic was (and still is) china clay from the hills north of St Austell, which was exported via the port at Fowey, and to a lesser extent from Newquay. Although the section of line from St Blazey to Fowey closed in 1968 to be converted into a private road, the rest of the line remains in use today for both passenger and freight.

But what if it was built, not to 4’8½” gauge, but to something much narrower, such as 2’6 or 3′. How might it’s history be different? What might it look like today?


St Blazey Yard: Imagine this in narrow gauge. Photo © Martyn Read

The Imaginary HistoryThe narrow gauge CMR operated most of the same routes as in our own history, including the Stenalees, Retew and Drinnick Mill branches. The GWR built their standard gauge line from Chasewater to Newquay, and it was this line that would carry the heavy summer tourist traffic (and would not close in the 60s as the real line did). The CMR was left with purely local traffic, which withered away from competition with cars and buses. By the mid 30s, passenger had become uneconomic, and ceased, with the line becoming freight-only.China clay traffic on the eastern section of the line remained healthy enough in post-war years, but general freight traffic at the Newquay end dwindled and petered out by the mid 50s, which lead to the section from St Dennis Junction to Newquay being abandoned completely in 1957. The rest of line remained largely steam worked until 1961, when the clay companies that now owned the line were faced with three choices

1) Convert to standard gauge
2) Close it down completely
3) Modernise with new diesel locomotives and modern clay carrying rolling stock

Fortunately for enthusiasts they chose the third option. At the same time, a preservation society entered the scene; they proposed to take over the abandoned northern section and operate it using the soon to be redundant steam locomotives.

It would be another four years until the Newquay Steam Railway opened for traffic. In the meantime new diesel power took over the eastern section from St Dennis to Fowey. Bulk clay to Fowey travelled in a new design of bogie hopper wagons, while clearances on the Luxulyan valley section were enlarged to allow standard gauge wagons to conveyed on transporter wagons, using an interchange at Par.

By the end of the 70s the clay traffic from the Retew branch had dwindled, resulting in end of clay traffic west of Goonbarrow Junction. This enabled the NSR to extend their steam tourist operation over the central section of the line. Finally in 1985 the two companies made an agreement for joint running over the spectacular Luxulyan valley section, initially through to Par, but finally right the way through to Fowey.

So today we have a railway where steam power on passenger traffic rubs shoulders with modern diesels on freight, both block trains with covered hoppers, and modern standard gauge air braked wagons on transporter wagons.

Modelling potential

Any model would have to be set east of Goonbarrow on the section that sees both passenger and freight traffic, unless you’re an American with a basement to spare, in which case you can model the entire line. The headquarters at St Blazey has the most potential; you could model the existing buildings including the superb half roundhouse, although there’s no reason that the track plan need bear any resemblance to the real life standard gauge version.

Motive Power and Rolling Stock

As a narrow gauge line carrying quite heavy mineral traffic, the line could well have seen the largest and most powerful narrow gauge steam locomotives to run on the British mainland. In real history the GWR used a pair of big 52XX 2-8-0Ts on the heaviest trains. On the run between St Blazey yard and Fowey something like a Beyer-Garratt would not be out of place. Otherwise I can imagine something similar to the big County Donegal 2-6-4Ts or the even larger 4-8-4Ts delivered to the Londonderry and Lough Swilly Railway. The smaller locomotives dating back to the 19th century are unlikely to have lasted on main line work into the 60s, but perhaps one or two might have survived as shunters at St Blazey, Goonbarrow or Fowey.

County Donegal 2-6-4T 'Blanche'
County Donegal 2-6-4T ‘Blanche’
As for the diesels, there’s no prototype for a high power narrow gauge diesel in Britain, so I would envisage something resembling the Bo-Bos on the Zillertalbahn in Austria. For the heavy clay trains they would operate in pairs, class 20 style. To justify more than one class of loco, assume the original 60s-built diesels are being replaced on the bulk clay workings by newer, more powerful second generation machines. The surviving originals are relegated to lesser duties such as shunting and permanent way work. Perhaps one has been sold to the preservation society and had been repainted into their livery.

Zillertalbahn Bo-Bo
Zillertalbahn Bo-Bo at Jenbach - Photo © Albert Nagy

While modern railcars on all year round local traffic might be a bit fanciful given the survival of the standard gauge line to Newquay via Chasewater and Perranporth, some local traffic to Fowey might be feasible.

As happened with the Corris and Welshpool and Llanfair railways, it’s likely the original passenger stock would have been scrapped following the cessation of passenger traffic in the 30s, but one or two originals might have survived either as works vehicles or adapted for non-railway purposes. Perhaps enough of some of them survived to be restored. The ‘new’ passenger stock could be a real mix. There would be some cheap and nasty semi-open stock on old freight wagon underframes dating from the very early days of preservation. This fleet might be augmented by some secondhand stock from the Continent, and by some higher-quality new stock resembling the modern coaches on the Ffestiniog.

The freight stock would be the bogie clay hoppers, perhaps with one rake of brand new ones as replacements for the 60s build, and the transporter wagons which carry a variety of standard gauge wagons. An assortment of older wagons would survive on permanent way duties, shared between the two companies.

Swiss Train Crash

Friday, October 24th, 2003

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | One dead in Swiss train crash

Even the hyper efficient Swiss have rail accidents. Discussion on the Swissrail list suggest the train ran through Oerlikon station, where it was supposed to have stopped, past a red signal, and hit another train travelling across the junction in front of it.

One difference between this and the procedures for dealing with accidents in Britain. I can’t imagine the line being shut for two weeks, and several days before there’seven any attempt to start moving the wreckage while the police turn the site into the ‘crime scene’. I expect the damaged trains will be gone by first light tomorrow morning.

Ten Dorkiest Hobbies.

Friday, October 24th, 2003

The Wave Magazine lists the ten dorkiest hobbies. I’m please to see Railway Modelling isn’t on the list. Interesting there’s something lower than Furries….

Reduction in Fragmentation?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2003

BBC NEWS | Business | Network Rail takes repairs in-house

Over the past few months, Network rail has taken maintenance of several parts of the rail network back in house. Looks like this has proved a success, because they’ve now decided to stop using contractors for maintenance altogether.

This comes hot on the heels of Jarvis’ latest cock up.

On Thursday, more than �60m was wiped off the stock market value of Jarvis after claims that the engineering firm falsified documents relating to rail upgrade work.

The 16% fall in the company’s share price on Thursday followed news that Network Rail is investigating the company over allegations that records of substandard rail upgrades were falsified.

During the cold weather of the past week Network Rail has found there are major question marks over the quality of work done over the summer to upgrade the west coast main line.

A 40-mile segment of track between Stoke-on-Trent and Macclesfield had areas where the track had been laid incorrectly - not stretched to the right degree.

And Network Rail has had to introduce 20 temporary speed restrictions which have slowed trains and caused delays.

Beware the Neocons

Thursday, October 23rd, 2003

Ken MacLoed links to this article about the profoudly antidemocratic beliefs of Leo Strauss, the ideological guru many of the Bush regime’s neocons.

The ancient philosophers whom Strauss most cherished believed that the unwashed masses were not fit for either truth or liberty, and that giving them these sublime treasures would be like throwing pearls before swine. In contrast to modern political thinkers, the ancients denied that there is any natural right to liberty. Human beings are born neither free nor equal. The natural human condition, they held, is not one of freedom, but of subordination � and in Strauss�s estimation they were right in thinking so.

Ken MacLoed himself says:

Strauss warned the elite that they should dissemble, because if the truth about their views and aims came out they would face the persecution of the masses. Let us hope he was right. Witch-hunts, purges and show trials are essential weapons of democracy: witch-hunts to detect anti-democratic conspirators, purges to smoke them out of the state apparatus, and show trials to expose their crimes before the public.

Sounds worryingly Stalinist, Ken. I do hope you’re being ironic here.

Beware the Rose-Quartz Dingleberry of Doom!

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003

Teresa Neilsen Hayden has some words of wisdom for aspiring fantasy writers:

If you’re writing novels, it’s not enough to arbitrarily have standard genre fantasy characters running around loose in standard genre fantasy settings, questing for the magic rose-quartz dingleberry while they try to defeat the Dark Lord who’s trying to take over the world. If that’s all your audience wants, they can get it elsewhere.

In other words, if you want to publish a 5000 page epic based on your last D&D campaign, please don’t.

Of course, if you read Making Light, you have to read the comments as well. Otherwise you’ll miss gems like this:

Some of the things I rant about when I’m reading slush:

(1.) Why do Dark Lords only ever want to take over the world? Why don’t they ever want to appear on the cover of Vogue, or bag all the Munros in record time, or convert everyone in the world to Lutheranism?

(2.) Why is it always a Dark Lord? Why isn’t it an evil syndicate or axis or cabal? And while we’re at it, why do Dark Lords never have enough staffers to administer a large operation?

(3.) Why, in worlds that have a long tradition of working magic, a low level of technology, and little or no organized religion or codified theology, does everyone hate and fear magical powers, and persecute people who develop them? Most especially, why do peasants who have no other source of medical or dental care go out of their way to persecute and alienate their witchy-but-kind village healers?

(4.) Why do people who find out they’re heir to great temporal and thaumaturgical power never say “Oh, goody!” And why is their artificially prolonged reluctance to do this obvious thing always referred to as “accepting their destiny” — especially in causal universes in which destiny is not otherwise a recognized force?

(5.) How can illiterate characters living in an illiterate culture have non-phonetic and orthographically outre names?

(6.) How much does this author think his mommy is paying me to read and remember these thickets of superfluous nomenclature, when I haven’t yet seen enough of the plot and characters to care who they are or what’s going to become of them?

I’d better quit now …